And now for something completely different!
I am a huge believer in the equality of men and women; but, I am not convinced that the freedom to pee standing up is crucial to egalitarianism...but I have the original parts that enable me to pee standing up. So, to demonstrate my political correctness I encourage you to purchase this product and declare with me...ERA NOW!!!
The P-Mate is EASY
The P-Mate is CONVENIENT
The P-Mate is SANITARY
Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up
Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic port-a-potty?
Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?
Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes?
Then the P-Mate is for you!
* The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat.
* The P-Mate allows women to pee standing up.
* The P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device.
* The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
* The P-Mate is clean and hygienic.
* The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
* The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.
P-Mate was invented by a creative Dutch woman. They allow girls and women of all ages the ability to neatly pee standing up.
The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.
Order Yours Today!
I am a huge believer in the equality of men and women; but, I am not convinced that the freedom to pee standing up is crucial to egalitarianism...but I have the original parts that enable me to pee standing up. So, to demonstrate my political correctness I encourage you to purchase this product and declare with me...ERA NOW!!!
The P-Mate is EASY
The P-Mate is CONVENIENT
The P-Mate is SANITARY
Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up
Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic port-a-potty?
Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?
Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes?
Then the P-Mate is for you!
* The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat.
* The P-Mate allows women to pee standing up.
* The P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device.
* The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
* The P-Mate is clean and hygienic.
* The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
* The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.
P-Mate was invented by a creative Dutch woman. They allow girls and women of all ages the ability to neatly pee standing up.
The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.
Order Yours Today!
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My Girlfriend buys these, originally as we do a lot of camping and hiking but now she takes themn everywhere incase there is not a clean toilet. She thinks they are genius, and who am i to argue!!
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